facts about college life
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college students: you should be able to relate at least 70% of
these to your own college life
high school students: it should give you an excellent image of
your future life
50 THINGS ADMISSIONS NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT COLLEGE
1. Quarters are gold.
2. Two meals per day is the standard.
3. Road trip whenever possible.
4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
5. You will begin to nap again.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Squirt guns = Stress relief.
8. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
9. E-mail becomes your second language
10. College students throw paper airplanes too.
11. You never realized that so many people were smarter than you.
12. College football is the coolest thing on the planet.
13. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn\'t know, but you can recite last week\'s re-run of The 70\'s Show verbatim.
14. Cartoons are for all ages.
15. Disney movies are more than just classics.
16. You will never ren! t/buy more movies in your life.
17. No one is too old for video games.
18. Procrastination is an art form.
19. SNOOD is more addicting than pot.
20. Thanks to Kazaa/Audiogalaxy/Morpheus, you will never listen to any of your CDs ever again.
21. It never hurt so much to get sick.
22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn\'t make it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
23. Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
24. Campus is only clean for Family Weekend and Freshman Orientation.
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
26. Classes... the later the better.
27. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to protect you.
28. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
29. The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
30. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
31! . Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
32. Creativity ! in the d ining halls is KEY...
33. The freshman 15 is NOT a myth!!!
34. If it\'s snowing out, the only reason you will leave your room is for food.
35. Dishes smell after days of piling up.
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.
39. New additions to food groups: pitapit and pizza.
40. Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature.
41. ATM\'s are the devils advocate. ATM = Another Twenty Missing.
42. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock yourself out of the room even more.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.
44. If they say you can\'t have it in your dorm, they are just kidding.
45. You will come to hate hallways/elevators with a passion. (STAIRS ARE THE DEVIL)
46. You will begin to negotiate with God even if you have doubted his existence in the past..! .\"Please God, if you let me pass this final, I\'ll never drink again!\"
47. Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
48. Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter how nice you are, some people just won\'t smile back. Get used to it.
49. You are never alone!
50. You realize college is the ideal life! style, except for those pesky classes
TOP 10 REASONS THAT COLLEGE IS LIKE PRESCHOOL
10. You cry for your mother.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
8. Snack time is a necessity.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like because everyone else looks as stupid as you do.
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
4. You wear big mittens.
3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
2. You take naps.
1. You look forward to grille! d cheese sandwiches.
YOU KNOW YOU\'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
You actually like doing laundry at home.
Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
You\'d rather clean than study.
\"Oh man how did it get so late!\" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
Mom\'s Meatloaf and potatoes become something you desire, not avoid.
Half the time you don\'t wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas.
You know the pizza boy by name.
You go to sleep when it\'s light and get up when it\'s dark.
You live for getting mail.
Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
Prank phone calls become funny again.
You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
Black lights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
The weekend las! ts from Thursday to Sunday.
BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
That it didn\'t matter how late I scheduled my first class, I\'d still sleep through it.
That I could change so much and barely realize it
That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
No matter how \'cool\' you were in high school, no one here cares.
That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.
That every clock on campus shows a different time.
That if you were smart in high school, so what? It doesn\'t matter here.
That I would go to a party the night before a final.
That Labs/Art studios take up more time than all my other classes put together.
That you can know everything and fail a test.
That you can know nothing and ace a test.
That I could get used to almost anything found out about my roommate.
That most of my education would be obtaine! d outside of class.
That friendship is more than getti! ng drunk together.
That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about
That Sunday is a figment of the world\'s imagination.
That Psychology is really Biology. That Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.
That it\'s possible to be alone even when friends surround you.
That friends are what make this place worthwhile!
Don\'t be dismayed at good-byes, a farewell is necessary before we can meet again, and meeting again, after a moment or a lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.
Forward this to your friends because, without friends, college is prison
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2. Two meals per day is the standard.
이건 정말 심각하군요 -_-....
귀찮은 해석,,
해석판 올리시는 분께 뽀뽀해드림
ㅋㅋ2번 무한공감.ㅋ
38. You will eat anything that is free. ㅋㅋㅋ
7. Squirt guns = Stress relief.
10. College students throw paper airplanes too.
아놔 ㅡ.ㅡㅋㅋㅋ
불친절한 게시물이군 ㅎㅎ
5. You will begin to nap again.
으헉 -_-;;;; 막 푹푹 찔리네요 -_-; 학교랑 집이 가까워서 공강시간마다 쿨쿨;;;;; ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
이제 학교 다닌 날보다 다닐 날이 더 없다 싶으니;;;;; 제대로 안습이군요.
이제 학교 다닌 날보다 다닐 날이 더 없다 싶으니;;;;; 제대로 안습이군요.